Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Animal Cruelty

So I saw a woman walking a dog today and I wanted to take him away from her (and not just because he looked longingly at me in that endearing way that dogs have which will ensure that they can remain parasites using humans until nuclear destruction wipes us all off the face of the earth and cockroaches rule again). The problem was, I didn't know if I was more upset by the way she kept tugging on his leash and yelling at him as he paused and looked at people wagging his tail so his whole body shook or if it was the fact that she'd put a collar on him that was covered in bells and a festive holiday tartan. I mean come on, she doesn't deserve a dog!!!!

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